胖编怪谈:股票广告语恶搞,非常经典

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<div><p><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/4e74000340895224ccd0" width="450" height="297" alt="股票广告语恶搞,非常经典" inline="0"></p><p>1、美特斯邦威:不跌寻常股 <br></p><p>2、特步: 跌停,死一般的感觉</p><p>3、百事:跌停无极限</p><p>4、森马:上什么公司,跌什么票</p><p><img src="http://p9.pstatp.com/large/4e7800014ce716d3b8f3" width="500" height="333" alt="股票广告语恶搞,非常经典" inline="0"></p><p>5、脑白金:今年跌停不整人,要整只整老百姓<br></p><p>6、汇仁肾宝:他跌我也跌</p><p>7、李宁:跌停,一切皆有可能</p><p>8、旺旺:你跌,我跌,大家跌,跌跌</p><p><img src="http://p9.pstatp.com/large/4e750002fa6a451180fc" width="433" height="240" alt="股票广告语恶搞,非常经典" inline="0"></p><p>9、农夫山泉:跌停有点烦 <br></p><p>10、好迪:大家跌,才是真的跌、</p><p>11、白加黑:上午跌蓝筹,不瞌睡;下午跌绩优,睡不着.、</p><p>12,联想:股票不跌停,股市会怎么样</p><p><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/4e7300034af0cfc2c634" width="400" height="305" alt="股票广告语恶搞,非常经典" inline="0"></p><p>13、娃哈哈:妈妈~~我也要抄底! <br></p><p>14、清嘴:你知道跌停的味道吗?</p><p>15、安踏:我抄底,我喜欢!</p><p>16、NIKE:Just 抄 it!</p><p>17、钙中钙:现在的跌停啊,它含金量高,跌一天顶过去五天,实惠!你瞧我,一口气跌了5天,不反弹</p></div>', groupId: '6500685013116256782', itemId: 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