胖编怪谈:晚上下班回家路边捡到好多毛爷爷,然后意想不到的事情就发生了

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<div><p><img src="http://p3.pstatp.com/large/46ce000564043549b8d1" width="385" height="260" alt="晚上下班回家路边捡到好多毛爷爷,然后意想不到的事情就发生了" inline="0"></p><p>那天下班后,小李照常坐公交下班。由于他租的公寓有些偏僻,从公交站还要走一段僻静的小巷才能到家。巷子里的路灯那段时间出了问题,总是一闪一闪的,莫名就给人一种阴森鬼气。不过走惯了,倒也没什么心理负担。走到楼梯口的时候,他眼角余光突然瞟到拐角处有一叠散落在地的红彤彤纸片。这是…… 路灯闪烁着,时明时暗的蒙黄灯光下,小李瞪大眼睛努力终于看清楚,那竟然是一叠散落的毛爷爷。当时他的心几乎都要从嗓子眼跳出来了,左右一瞟没人,连忙走过去蹲下身,胡乱着将散落的毛爷爷抓起来,塞进裤口袋。</p><p>小李没有来得及去数清有多少,但凭感觉估摸着至少有两千来块钱。两千块钱,差不多接近他一个月工资了。小李的心脏“砰砰”直跳,感觉自己就像头一回做贼似的,既紧张又兴奋。“喂,小伙子,那钱是我的……”突然一个声音在身后响起,含含糊糊,似有似无,就好像从天边传来。“谁?”小李一惊,连忙回头,却连个鬼影都没见着。一阵夜风吹过,他不禁打了个寒噤。 “呵呵,看来是我太紧张了。俗话道‘大路上捡干柴,毛主席也不还’,这钱被我捡到,那就是我的了。”小李笑着自我安慰,转身朝楼梯走去。</p><p>小李的租处在四楼,楼上楼下也都是一些租户,不过平日里他日出晚归的,连一个人都不认识。转过一楼至二楼的拐角处时,他目光下意识顺着楼梯往上一瞟,顿时心脏骤缩。只见一个佝偻的身影正站在楼道窗口边,正面朝小李一动也不动。由于是背着灯光,看不清那个身影的面貌,只能隐约看出是一个老太婆,满头白发,穿着一身不合时宜的青布衣服。一闪一闪的灯光下,老太婆的影子也在楼梯上时明时暗的。说实话,刚看到老太婆身影的那一刻,小李真的差点被吓死。好不容易才勉强平复心情,他心里嘀咕着:“这大概是这栋楼哪家的住户吧,大晚上的,也真不怕吓死人。”</p><p>他一步步的走上楼梯,那老妇人就这样面朝下,一直正对着他。窗口透射进来的闪烁灯光,让老妇人有着说不出的阴森。小李心中有些发毛,但自尊心却不容许被一个老太婆给吓着,只能硬着头皮继续往上走。随着他和老太婆之间距离越来越近,小李也终于模糊看到了老太婆的容貌。只见她满脸皱皮疙瘩,干瘪的嘴唇,一对凹陷的眼睛阴森森注视着他,一瞬都不眨。“简直长得跟个鬼一样……”小李心里不安地嘀咕着。他侧过目光不去看老太婆的脸,怕自己晚上会做噩梦。很快到了这段阶梯的尽头,小李不得不停住步伐。因为老太婆堵在楼梯口,也堵住了他的前路。“婆婆,能不能麻烦您让一让……”小李小心地说着。“嘿嘿……”老太婆突然咧嘴一笑,声音尖锐刺耳,就像用指甲刮墙壁,忍不住令人起鸡皮疙瘩。</p><p>猛地一下子,小李差点魂没给吓出来。“婆婆,您这样吓人可不好玩啊。”他又气又怕,但终究也不可能去动手跟一个老人家计较,否则到时候医药费就足够让他倾家荡产了。老太婆停住笑声,继续用阴森森的目光看着他,丝毫没有让路的意思。小李拗不过她,只能小心的侧着身子,努力从她和楼梯间的缝隙中挤过去。“吱嘎嘎……”老太婆随着他的方向转动头,那人体关节活动时发出的声音,就好像她的头已经僵硬许久不曾活动过。小李几乎是擦着身子和她经过,脸和脸之间的距离,最近的时候绝对不超过三寸。诡异的是他没有察觉到有一丝喘息声从老太婆鼻尖发出,简直就不像个活人一样! “不会是鬼吧?”小李心里害怕地想着,但又紧接着安慰自己,这个世界怎么会有鬼这种东西。好不容易终于和老太婆擦身而过,心头也总算松了口气。正要继续往上走,冷不丁却感到一只冰冷似铁的枯爪抓住了他的手臂。小李心里一个哆嗦,低头一看,却正是老太婆拉住了他。</p><p>她的手瘦得皮包骨,简直和个鸡爪一样,不过给小李的感觉却和铁钳似的那么有力。“婆婆……”小李害怕地说着,想让老太婆放开他。话还没说完,老太婆就阴森森地看着小李,冷冷道:“把我的钱还给我……” 钱?小李下意识的摸了摸裤口袋,鼓鼓囊囊的,钱还在自己的口袋里面。难道那钱是老太婆的?他想到,不过紧接着又怀疑起来,如果真是她的钱,她又怎么可能任由钱散落到楼梯口却不去捡,而是在楼梯口这样傻傻的站着? “一定是看到我捡钱了,才这样吓我,想要诓骗我。”利欲熏心下,小李很快就想到了理由。“什么钱?婆婆你搞错了。”小李不客气地挣脱老太婆枯瘦的手爪,“蹬蹬蹬”就朝上走去,不再理会她。</p><p>走到三楼至四楼的楼倒拐角处,他目光往上一看,心脏直接骤停了一息。那老太婆不知何时竟然已经在四楼的楼梯口等着他了,依旧是那样面朝下,阴森森看着小李。小李就知道情形不对,那老太婆很可能……不是人!否则人哪有本事瞬间从二楼就蹦到四楼?他头皮发麻,连忙转头就朝楼下跑去。到了这个时间,小李那顾得了回家,但很快又停住了脚步,老太婆竟然又在二楼站着等他了。 “还我钱来……”老太婆朝我双臂直伸,嘿嘿阴笑着, 小李 吓得又往楼上跑去, 四楼、二楼、四楼、二楼…… 就这样反反复复来回跑,直到跑得气喘吁吁后,终于渐渐意识过来。小李…碰到鬼打墙了!他曾听人说过,童子尿可以破除鬼打墙,说来也不怕诸位笑话,活了二十多年,小李童子身依旧还保存得完好无损。当下他也顾不得羞耻,拉开裤裆就在楼道间撒了一泡尿。然后 再往上跑去,果然在四楼没了老太婆的身影。小李哆嗦的掏出钥匙终于逃难似地回到了家中。</p><p>这一晚他将屋中所有电灯开得锃亮,瞪着双眼缩在沙发上,也不知道什么时候才迷糊了过去。早上被闹铃吵醒, 睁开眼睛,赫然发现 昨天放在桌子上那叠捡来的毛爷爷竟然是一堆冥币, 这是……他一惊,心有所悟,走到墙角挂历一看,昨天正是中元节。</p><p>中元节,也就是俗称的鬼节,众鬼巡游人间,接受阳世亲人烧的纸钱。 昨天…竟然捡了鬼钱! 小李 惊出满头冷汗。 出了门,他发现 以前粘贴在门上的门神贴画,不知为何落在了地上。这天上午他一直霉运不断,公交坐过站,上班和同事起冲突,又因为一点小事被老板扣了工资。当下午小李就请了假,去庙里请了个师傅给那个老太婆烧了些纸钱赔罪,这才算没有继续倒霉下去。</p></div>', groupId: '6487502893745177102', itemId: '6487502893745177102', type: 2, subInfo: { isOriginal: false, source: '白胡子怪叔叔', time: '2017-11-13 07:54:18' }, tagInfo: { tags: [{"name":"故事"}], groupId: '6487502893745177102', itemId: '6487502893745177102', repin: 0, }, has_extern_link: 0 }, commentInfo: { groupId: '6487502893745177102', itemId: '6487502893745177102', comments_count: 0, ban_comment: 0 }, mediaInfo: { uid: '53179458453', name: '白胡子怪叔叔', avatar: '//p3.pstatp.com/large/3f2a0003ec14b9768568', openUrl: '/c/user/53179458453/', follow: false }, pgcInfo: 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